Subjunctive KoL: UpdateArchive

This page lists all of the updates I've made to this page since I started keeping track on 2/12/05.

• 6/24/07: I'm afraid I have a bit of bad news: NS-13 has come at pretty much the worst possible time for me, so I probably won't be able to update the site with any NS-13 newness for at least a few weeks. I will return eventually. Sorry!
• 6/15/07: So I went through every item in the Kingdom, which was as fun as it sounds, and updated the sortable lists appropriately. Enjoy!
• 6/8/07: So as you may have noticed, a lot of equipment attributes have been changed. Because I'm lazy, I'm going to wait a couple more days just to make sure they're done making changes, then I'll do a sweep through all of the equipment and update it on Monday. Just so you know.
• 6/7/07: All of the Dependence Day is in KingdomCalendar. Also, I've been gradually updating some sections which have fallen out of date. Probably the most interesting is AreaDifficulty, which I've been gradually adding improved HP and power ratings to. Check it out!
• 5/22/07: Added all of the new hippy stuff.
• 5/8/07: Caught up on all of the new skins. Not the hippy changes, though. Those will be soon!
• 5/5/07: It's a special Cinco de Mayo StSneakyPete day! All the information is now on the page.
• 4/10/07: Added the newest trophies to TrophyHut.
• 4/7/07: Another FeastOfBoris is here. Even though I've had that page for a while, it wasn't linked from the front page, so hopefully it will be more accessible now.
• 4/5/07: Added the new smithing recipes to SmithingRecipes and the sortable item lists.
• 4/1/07: April Fool! See KingdomCalendar for details.
• 3/31/07: It's Halloween again, so HalloweenSpoilers has been updated accordingly.
• 3/26/07: Whoops. I finished adding the Haunted Ballroom to AdventureSpoiler a few days ago, but forgot to mention it here. So now Spookyraven Manor should be complete. I've also updated the Palindome section of AdventureSpoiler with more data; HP values should be a little more accurate now.
• 3/17/07: It's St. Patrick's Day again, which means another StSneakyPete's day in the Kingdom.
• 3/13/07: Haunted Bedroom and Haunted Bathroom added to the Spookyraven section of AdventureSpoiler.
• 3/10/07: Exciting news! So, as you've probably noticed, I haven't put in the rest of Spookyraven Manor. This is because, with the random HP change, getting monster HP was extraordinarily tedious. So, I finally bit the bullet and wrote a script. This new script allows me to determine monster HP and XP with vastly improved precision, with much, much less work on my part. Hooray! Not only can I tell monster HP, but I can determine the range of variance, and I can also tell monster XP much more precisely. You can see the results in action in AdventureSpoiler in the three areas I just added: the Haunted Library, Haunted Conservatory, and Haunted Kitchen. As time goes by, I'll work on spreading this information to all areas.
• 2/23/07: The new Palindome has been added to AdventureSpoiler, and the item changes from there have also been added.
• 2/3/07: Continuing to make minor updates around the place. The new pickpocketable items have been added in their appropriate locations.
• 1/29/07: It's St. Sneaky Pete's Day again, so StSneakyPete has been updated.
• 1/18/07: Aaaand...I'm back. A little later than anticipated, I'm afraid. Anyway, lots of things have been updated on the site, especially the new Crimbo content. However, lots of things are still missing (the rest of Spookyraven Manor, the new clan equipment, pickpocketing, etc.) I'm aware of these, so you don't need to send me kmail about it yet. Hopefully I'll be able to fill in the rest of the gaps in the near future.
• 10/13/06: Hey. I know I hate it when sites don't update for weeks on end and don't say anything, so here's a quick update. Unfortunately, I've been uber-busy lately (I don't even have time to play my own turns, much less do research.) So there will be little or no updating until the end of the month, when I should have more free time. My apologies. Thanks for reading!
• 9/25/06: Added the second new zone, the Haunted Billiards Room, to AdventureSpoiler, as well as to AreaDifficulty, and all of its items are also in the sortable lists. Enjoy! Also made a correction to the Haunted Gallery data (thanks to bella_shooter).
• 9/23/06: Bunch of new content. HalloweenSpoilers has been updated with the latest outfits. Also, I forgot to add the new clockwork items to SupertinkeringRecipes, so they are there. Finally, I've started working on the new zones. The Haunted Gallery is up in AdventureSpoiler, and all of the equipment has been added to the sortable lists.
• 9/20/06: Eight new zones have arrived. In keeping with the 48-hour rule, I won't post anything about these until tomorrow, so hold your horses until then. You also don't need to kmail me yet. Thanks!
• 8/31/06: Lots of changes at the Icy Peak. All of the new adventures are in AdventureSpoiler and all of the new items are in their appropriate places.
• 8/23/06: Added all of the new 10-leaf clover effects to AdventureSpoiler and TenLeafCloverEffects.
• 8/22/06: OK, all of the new utensils are now in the sortable lists at WeaponListByPower, and the places to get them are in AdventureSpoiler and ItemLocations. Also added a new buffbot to BuffBots.
• 8/21/06: Whew. All of the new smithing recipes are now in SmithingRecipes and the weapons thus produced are in the sortable lists at WeaponListByPower. The new utensils are not in yet; I'll add them tomorrow.
• 8/12/06: Added in a new page, AscensionChecklist, a handy list of things to do before Ascending. Thanks to Nikademus, who collected most of the list.
• 8/3/06: It's Thursday, which means it's time to add the stuff from Tuesday's update. The new smithing recipes are in SmithingRecipes and the weapons thus produced are in WeaponListByPower and the rest of the sortable lists; the new drops are in their appropriate places in AdventureSpoiler and ItemLocations; and a couple of loose ends are in UnsolvedMysteries.
• 7/27/06: Added in the rest of the stuff from Tuesday's update: FallingTrash is updated, the Glad Bag GladRags have their own page, and the new recipes in RecipeList and effects in EffectsList are also up. In general, because of the 48-hour rule, I'll post the results of the Tuesday update no earlier than Thursday.
• 7/25/06: Updated SkillsList with the new skill cost changes.
• 7/21/06: The new changes about StSneakyPete day are up.
• 7/20/06: All of the information about the new area is up in AdventureSpoiler. The new smithing recipes are in SmithingRecipes and the new weapons in WeaponListByPower.
• 7/19/06: Added the new DocGalaktik quest to QuestSpoilers.
• 7/12/06: Fixed the item drops in the Hippy Camp. See AdventureSpoiler. Thanks to people who wrote in about this!
• 7/12/06: I'm on another trip the next few days, so I've bent the 48-hour rule a bit and put the new star items up in StarItems and WeaponListByPower. The Doc Galaktik quest will have to wait until I get back. Sorry about that.
• 7/8/06: Lots and lots of updates today. Information about the new White Citadel quest and the new zone is up in AdventureSpoiler, and there's also a spoiler in QuestSpoilers, WhiteCitadel. Also, I (finally) finished writing up everything about the astral mushrooms. That has its own page in AstralMushrooms, and is also in AdventureSpoiler. Lots of other pages (including, but not limited to, AreaDifficulty, ItemEffects, PurchaseLocations, and so forth) have similarly been updated with the new items and effects.
• 7/5/06: I'm going to be out of town for a few days, so please do not kmail me about the new zone. As soon as I'm back around it'll be up. Thanks! The new trophy is up, however, in TrophyHut.
• 6/30/06: Added a new page, PulverizeGuide, with (almost) all of the information about pulverizing things. The powders, nuggets, and wads have similarly been added to ItemEffects and EffectsList.
• 6/28/06: The new Sauce potions and their effects are up in RecipeList and EffectsList, respectively. Also added a new page, ElementalEffects, with details on how elements work in the Kingdom. Lots of minor changes and updates, too.
• 6/14/06: Holy new content, Batman! Bear with me as I get all of this new stuff added. The new pasta recipes are up in RecipeList for now.
• 6/12/06: Added the new things on the Mysterious Island of Mystery to the appropriate places. I haven't had a chance to do the astral mushrooms lately, since I've been super-busy, but updates should be soon.
• 5/31/06: Added the new smithing recipes to SmithingRecipes.
• 5/30/06: Added the new Superhuman Cocktailcrafting drinks and recipes to CocktailCrafting. Also, since I never actually announced it here, check out the Noblesse Oblige Kingdom of Loathing Calendar, your one-stop shop for all of your calendar needs.
• 5/26/06: I've been having upload problems with the site, so I'm afraid updates will be irregular. Anyway, the new Hole in the Sky critters have been added to AdventureSpoiler. Still working on the rest of the new content.
• 5/13/06: Finally got around to checking the Sauceror damage formulas worked out by pcentella and added them to SkillsList.
• 5/12/06: Added the latest and greatest buffbots to BuffBots.
• 5/12/06: Added the newly-discovered Slice and Dice trophy to TrophyHut.
• 5/10/06: Added new cookbooks to OffhandItemListByName and the rest of the sortable lists.
• 4/28/06: Revamped AchievementList to account for the changes created by the Quest section revamp.
• 4/25/06: Since the mystery of the hot stuffing has been solved, I've removed it from UnsolvedMysteries and placed the recipe in RecipeList.
• 4/19/06: Sorry for the sporadic updates lately. AdventureSpoiler now should have everything about the new Spooky Forest. I've also added a quick-jump table at the top to eliminate tedious scrolling. Also, I've created a new page, RetiredAdventures, to document adventures which have been retired.
• 4/16/06: A new holiday has come upon us, StSneakyPeteOysterDay. All of the new items have been added to their appropriate places (I hope).
• 3/30/06: Added the new Knob Goblin items and their effects to PurchaseLocations, ItemEffects, EffectsList, GetMoreMeat, GetMoreItems, GetMoreStats, and GetHeavierFamiliars.
• 3/30/06: Created a new page, MushroomFarming, with everything you need to know about mushroom growing, including how to get gloomy black and oily golden mushrooms. Also added the sleazy and spooky gravy fairies to FamiliarList.
• 3/28/06: Created a new page, ElementalResistance, containing everything there is to know about elemental resistance.
• 3/23/06: Added the Golden Meat Stack trophy to TrophySpoilers and TrophyHut.
• 3/22/06: Still catching up. Added new grue egg item to RecipeList. Finally got around to adding more NPZR details to FamiliarList -- thanks to all who sent in info.
• 3/21/06: Still catching up. Changed TheShore to reflect the changes in the meatcar quest.
• 3/19/06: More catching up. Added the FeastOfBoris monster changes. Changed GetMoreAdventures to reflect the effect of double-wielded time swords. Added the new updated Turtle Tamer skills to SkillsList.
• 3/18/06: Still catching up. Added the new Ninja Snowmen to AdventureSpoiler, AreaDifficulty, and ItemLocations. Added the new traffic cone to StSneakyPete. Added the new candy to HalloweenSpoilers. Updated the corresponding sortable lists with the new items: HatListByPower, WeaponListByPower, and OffhandItemListByName. Added the new Mr. Store familiar, the wild hare, to FamiliarList.
• 3/13/06: Updated SkillsList with all the new skills. Sorry for the lack of updates recently; I've been very busy. Things should settle down by the end of this week, so for those of you who have sent me kmail and haven't heard back, I should respond to you then. Thanks!
• 3/8/06: Two new trophies have been discovered. Check it out in TrophyHut.
• 2/28/06: Changed the sort order in WeaponListByType so ranged weapons are sorted together.
• 2/28/06: A new store has opened up in Market Square! Its contents have been added to PurchaseLocations and the appropriate sortable lists: WeaponListByPower, HatListByPower, and PantsListByPower.
• 2/27/06: Cleaned a lot of dead wood out of BuffBots, thanks to the overwhelming popularity of Testudinata.
• 2/27/06: Created a new section of AdventureSpoiler to deal with zoneless monsters, like the CLEESHed monsters.
• 2/26/06: A bunch of small changes. I've rearranged the hints in StrangeLeaflet somewhat. I noticed that the Island areas in disguise in AdventureSpoiler were out of date, so those are now updated. Finally, GetMoreMeat, GetMoreItems, and GetMoreStats are now updated to reflect the new item enchantments.
• 2/24/06: Concluding the item list revamp, shirts now have their own list in ShirtListByPower. Hooray!
• 2/24/06: Added a new year to KingdomCalendar and added Valentine's Day as a permanent holiday.
• 2/24/06: Created a new page, UnsolvedMysteries, for things like the new gravy fairies and the hot stuffing which have been observed but not explained.
• 2/22/06: And next in the improved item pages are off-hand items, now up at OffhandItemListByName. I've also revamped the lists so that the column headers are repeated, which should make it easier to read some of the longer lists.
• 2/21/06: Continuing the revamp of the item pages, the new, spiffy, sortable accessory list is up at AccessoryListByName.
• 2/19/06: Finished the writeup of the new StrangeLeaflet. This uses my new knowledge of DOM to have a bit nicer hint-giving system. If you have any comments, let me know.
• 2/17/06: Cleaned a few dead links out of ExternalLinks (R.I.P., KoL Trance) and added a new, useful one -- Sir Purpleturkey's combinations database. Check it out!
• 2/17/06: Continuing my revamp of the item lists, the weapon list is now also fully sortable. Check it out at WeaponListByPower.
• 2/14/06: Holy new content, Batman! So you don't need to send me the leaflet information. It will be a little while before I catch up with everything, however. In the meantime, check out the new SORTABLE hat and pants lists at HatListByPower and PantsListByPower. Also, since I think enough time has passed, the NPZR recipe is now available on FamiliarList.
• 2/12/06: As the announcement says, everything is enchanted now. I'm working on updating things, but for now things will be a bit out of date.
• 2/10/06: Yes, I have the NPZR recipe. However, I'm holding off on putting it up here for a couple more days, just because. So you don't need to send it to me. Thanks!
• 2/8/06: As the announcement says, a whole bunch of items have just been turned into off-hand items. I'm working on it, but it's slow, so hang tight.
• 2/8/06: Added the new Hippy Camp items to AdventureSpoiler and ItemEffects.
• 2/7/06: Updated RichardStarKeyPuzzle to reflect the new changes.
• 2/5/06: Updated AdventureSpoiler and ItemEffects to reflect the new difference between the roll of drink tickets and the handful of drink tickets.
• 2/4/06: A new familiar, the ninja pirate zombie robot, has appeared in the Kingdom. I've put what I know (which isn't much) in FamiliarList.
• 2/2/06: A bunch of minor updates: added a bit about Groundhog Day to KingdomCalendar, added the disembodied smile to AccessoryList and SmithingRecipes, and added the can of Red Minotaur to a bunch of places (AdventureSpoiler, ItemLocations, ItemEffects, EffectsList, and GetMoreFights).
• 2/1/06: Added the iceberglet and its spawn to UnavailableItems, HatList, WeaponsList, AccessoryList, OffhandItemList, GetMoreMeat, GetMoreStats, and GetMoreItems.
• 1/30/06: Added more details about the red snowcone to SnowconeInfo and added the snowcones to GetMoreMeat, GetMoreItems, GetMoreStats, and GetHeavierFamliars. Also added more information about the new Object Detection effect to EffectsList.
• 1/27/06: Put details about the new Itznotyerzitz Mine to AdventureSpoiler. Also put the new ! potion into EffectsList and ItemEffects.
• 1/26/06: Sorry for the lack of updates lately -- I've been very, very busy. Finally got around to finishing the snowcone tests and put the results in SnowconeInfo (EffectsList, SkillsList, and ItemEffects are also correspondingly updated). I'll have details on the new Mine changes tomorrow.
• 1/13/06: Added a little bit about the Friday the 13th content to KingdomCalendar. Also, I had forgotten to add the cola uniforms to TattooList and OutfitList, so they are there now.
• 1/11/06: Another St. Sneaky Pete's Day, another traffic cone. See StSneakyPete.
• 1/3/06: Finished testing the Sweet Nutcracker; the results are in FamiliarList. Added the rest of the Crimbo items to the rest of the site. Thanks to everyone who sent in information on the Crimbo stuff, by the way; I didn't have a chance to acknowledge everyone, but I appreciate your input.
• 1/2/06: Put the CrimboTown items on the rest of the site; still working on the CrimboPresents.
• 1/1/06: Happy New Year! A new trophy has appeared (thanks a lot, Jick); see details in TrophyHut.
• 12/27/05: Added some more stuff to CrimboTown. Incidentally, the Crimbo items are not on the rest of the site yet, but please don't kmail me about it; I'll work on it later this week.
• 12/26/05: Lots of new stuff in CrimboTown, so check it out.
• 12/25/05: Merry Christmas to all! See CrimboTown for the new toys. Furthermore, I realized I never typed up the information for the Advent calendar, so I've placed those prizes, as well as the new Crimbo items, in a new page, CrimboPresents.
• 12/24/05: Another day, more toys in CrimboTown.
• 12/23/05: Added more new toys to CrimboTown.
• 12/22/05: Updated CrimboTown again with the new toys.
• 12/21/05: Updated CrimboTown with the new toys.
• 12/20/05: As the Crimbo season has continued, CrimboTown has opened up. Enjoy!
• 12/13/05: A new Feast of Boris is here! Unfortunately, the appalling lag has prevented me from testing everything, but I've put what I know on FeastOfBoris.
• 12/2/05: Added the new shirts to AscensionSpoilers. Added the new familiar to FamiliarList and its item to FamiliarItems.
• 11/29/05: Sorry for the long delay; I've been sick recently. Anyway, a bunch of minor changes. Updated the Money Making Game in AdventureSpoiler. Added the new feature of the PretentiousArtist.
• 11/15/05: Updated ItemEffects with the new changes to the seal tooth, spices, disco ball, and scroll of turtle summoning. Also updated SmithingRecipes and UnavailableItems to reflect the absence of the tortoise's blessing.
• 11/11/05: Finally caught up with all of my kmail. Updated ZombieSpoilers and ColumbusDaySpoilers to reflect the conclusion of those plotlines. Removed the plague-related adventures from AdventureSpoiler and added the temporal rift areas to AdventureSpoiler and AreaDifficulty. Added the redrum to CocktailCrafting. Added the temporal riftlet to FamiliarList. Made a bunch of minor changes. Due to being extremely busy over the past couple of weeks, I may have missed a few kmails. If you sent me something which isn't up on the site, please let me know again. Thanks!
• 11/03/05: Due to the ravenous lagbeasts rampaging throughout the Kingdom, updates are going to be a little less frequent until the madness subsides. Sorry about that.
• 11/02/05: Updated ZombieSpoilers and ColumbusDaySpoilers with information about Doc Galaktik's new breakthrough.
• 11/01/05: Updated GetMoreAdventures with the new time equipment.
• 11/01/05: Added ZombieSpoilers with details about the zombie attack in the Kingdom.
• 10/31/05: Updated HalloweenSpoilers with the effects of the new outfits.
• 10/28/05: Added a new page with information about the TemporalRifts plaguing the Kingdom.
• 10/21/05: Finished updating the TypicalTavern quest page and also the Typical Tavern entry in AdventureSpoiler.
• 10/20/05: Added Ascension areas to AreaDifficulty, AdventureSpoiler, and AreaRequirements.
• 10/20/05: Added the spiffy bar at the top of this page to highlight some of the pages I think are the best and most useful on this site. Also tinkered with the stylesheet so visited and unvisited links are now different colors. If you have any comments or suggestions, please let me know.
• 10/20/05: Placed the information in ColumbusDaySpoilers in other places where it was appropriate, like AdventureSpoiler, PurchaseLocations, and RecipeList.
• 10/19/05: Wrote up everything I knew about the Gray Plague and ways to cure it and placed it into ColumbusDaySpoilers.
• 10/18/05: Discovered how to obtain Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip and added the information to AscensionSpoilers.
• 10/18/05: Added some more updates to AdventureSpoiler for the Barrel Full of Barrels. Started working on the new TypicalTavern quest. Added information on the new Baron items to HatList, AccessoryList, and AscensionSpoilers.
• 10/12/05: Updated AdventureSpoiler to reflect the new, improved Barrel Full of Barrels.
• 10/11/05: Finally got around to adding the new Mr. Store familiars and their items to FamiliarList and FamiliarItems. Also, alphabetized FamiliarList.
• 10/7/05: A new trophy has been sighted: 99 Red Balloons. It's now in TrophyHut.
• 10/6/05: As promised, today is StSneakyPete's Day again.
• 10/3/05: A bunch of minor updates, spreading more Ascension content around the site. Also created GetMoreFights, a guide to getting more PvP fights.
• 9/30/05: Added a new and extremely spiffy feature to AreaDifficulty. Now, if you click on an area name, it'll show you a detailed breakdown of the monsters in the area and their toughness. Enjoy!
• 9/29/05: But wait, there's more! A bunch of new rings have been discovered and added to AccessoryList.
• 9/29/05: Vastly updated and overhauled MoonEffects, getting rid of ExactMoonInfo in the process to simplify things. Discovered in the process that the grue doesn't quite behave as everyone thinks.
• 9/29/05: Finished testing of the new items and updated EffectsList, ItemEffects, PixelItems, AccessoryList, and AdventureSpoiler accordingly.
• 9/29/05: A few new items have appeared in the Kingdom: the deodorant, reodorant, and monster bait. I'm currently running some tests and will have some full information shortly. Also, it's Valentine's Day -- buy Valentines in the gift shop.
• 9/27/05: Added a new feature to AreaDifficulty -- it now includes the average meat gain in each area.
• 9/25/05: Updated KingdomCalendar and StSneakyPete to reflect the announced-permanent home of St. Sneaky Pete's Day.
• 9/22/05: Since I'm nearly done with the updates to AdventureSpoiler, I took all of the XP information I've been compiling and put it into AreaDifficulty, a new page which lists just how tough each area is.
• 9/20/05: More minor updates. Also added Xylpher's very useful familiar helper to ExternalLinks. Also added the pirate hook to AccessoryList, UnavailableItems, and KingdomCalendar.
• 9/15/05: Added the Lesser Fruit Golem and shaky clown to AdventureSpoiler, along with XP information for their areas.
• 9/14/05: Yet another new trophy, discovered by Keator. See TrophyHut for details.
• 9/12/05: It's been discovered that monsters are no longer limited to three drops per combat, so this means that the drop listings in AdventureSpoiler may be inaccurate. If you notice anything new, let me know. Thanks!
• 9/9/05: Finally got around to exploring wands and created WandEffects. Also updated the Dungeons of Doom in AdventureSpoiler. Also added the Jekyllin hide belt to AccessoryList.
• 9/8/05: Another new trophy. Since it's been three months since Ascension, I'm going to start pushing some of the content currently in AscensionSpoilers to the rest of the site, starting with trophies and tattoos. So the new trophy is now listed in TrophyHut. I'll be working on this over the next while, so pardon my dust.
• 9/7/05: Added information about skirts and kilts to PantsList and SmithingRecipes, as well as a few other appropriate locations.
• 9/5/05: A bunch of minor updates after a week away. Revised BuffBots to remove some old ones and add some new ones.
• 8/26/05: And another new trophy! Also in AscensionSpoilers.
• 8/25/05: Overhauled AreaRequirements. The new version should be much more accurate, much more complete, much prettier, and hopefully much more useful.
• 8/25/05: A new trophy has been discovered by Socrates! Since it's Ascension-related, I've placed it in AscensionSpoilers.
• 8/23/05: Added more updates to AdventureSpoiler. Added information on spleen hits to ItemEffects.
• 8/19/05: I'm only in town sporadically for these next couple of weeks, so updates may be a little less frequent. Anyway, updated AdventureSpoiler with a bunch of updated information.
• 8/9/05: Caught up on my kmail again. Added weapon classes to WeaponsList. Made a bunch of other minor updates.
• 8/6/05: Added more updated HP/XP information to AdventureSpoiler. Updated RecipeList to reflect the fact that the effects of fettucini Inconnu and gnocchetti di Nietzsche had been switched.
• 8/2/05: Added the new choice adventures in the Obligatory Pirate's Cove to AdventureSpoiler, and updated the HP/XP information while I was at it. Also removed some of the more flagrantly outdated information from AdventureSpoiler.
• 7/28/05: More minor updates. Just to let people know, I'm in a rather busy period right now (a lot of work at work and a flaky Internet connection at home), so updates may be a little infrequent, and I'm even more behind on answering kmail. Sorry, and thanks for your patience!
• 7/19/05: Tidied up the astrological signs speculation on AscensionSpoilers, and added in a bunch more mail. Updated Hennaliciousness on EffectsList.
• 7/15/05: I finished my HC Oxy Ascension! Hooray! Also updated ExternalLinks.
• 7/14/05: Expanded the Gnomish Gnomad area of AscensionSpoilers. With a few exceptions it's pretty much complete now.
• 7/12/05: Added more plexiglass items to AscensionSpoilers, as well as a few other things.
• 7/10/05: Caught up on a bunch of kmail again. AscensionSpoilers is updated, with special thanks to sickbacchus. Also updated AdventureSpoiler and a few other pages.
• 7/9/05: Updated EasterSpoilers since Easter is back today.
• 7/6/05: Updated AscensionSpoilers with the stainless steel equipment, and to reflect the changes in Innabox and the gnauga hide chaps.
• 7/1/05: Finally got around to answering all of my kmail and added a bunch more updates to AscensionSpoilers.
• 6/27/05: Updated a bunch of AscensionSpoilers. Began working on AscensionStrategy. Added the gender-reassignment clinic to AdventureSpoiler (wow did a lot of people kmail me about that!).
• 6/22/05: Continued to expand the Degrassi Knoll section of AscensionSpoilers.
• 6/21/05: Happy StSneakyPete's Day! It looks like everything is the same as before, so have fun!
• 6/19/05: Added a boatload of items to AscensionSpoilers.
• 6/15/05: Added more to AscensionSpoilers; the Little Canadia section is now, I believe, near complete (just a couple of minor things to pick up).
• 6/13/05: AscensionSpoilers now has more information on the Knoll and Gnomad Camp. Thanks to everyone who contributed!
• 6/12/05: AscensionSpoilers continues to grow.
• 6/10/05: Beefed up AscensionSpoilers with actual content. Made the pail changes to HatList, PretentiousArtist, and UnavailableItems. Added some new tattoos to TattooList.
• 6/9/05: Added This Lousy Trophy to TrophyHut. Moved the SorceressTower spoilers out of AscensionSpoilers and into the NaughtySorceressLair section of QuestSpoilers. Things are going to be a little chaotic around here, so pardon my dust.
• 6/9/05: Ascension is here. So are AscensionSpoilers.
• 6/8/05: Added a very preliminary version of AreaRequirements. I was hoping to get more of this done before Ascension, but I figure something is better than nothing.
• 6/8/05: Updated RecipeList again and added a few things to CocktailCrafting and AdventureSpoiler. It doesn't look like I'll be able to finish updating everything before Ascension, but I hope I'll be able to bring information on Ascension itself as quickly as possible.
• 6/5/05: Finally updated ArenaMechanics so it has all of the cage match performance for all of the familiars. Updated AdventureSpoiler with the new features in the Hidden Temple (now it's even more useless!). Updated RecipeList with more of the changed foods (other skewered foods, lucky charms). I think that's all, but I could be wrong.
• 6/4/05: Added some of the new recipes (changes in chow mein, jumping beans, new shroomkabobs) to RecipeList. I don't think I have them all yet, so if you find a new one, let me know.
• 6/4/05: Ascension is nigh! I'll try to get as much as possible updated before then, but it might be slow going. Just to warn you.
• 6/3/05: More minor additions. Added a bit more about the sombrero to GetMoreStats and FamiliarList; hopefully I'll have complete results soon. Thanks to everyone who contributed! Also, updated and reorganized ExternalLinks. Out with the old, in with the new!
• 6/2/05: Added the dodecapede and its equipment to FamiliarList, FamiliarItems, and UnavailableItems. Updated PurchaseLocations to reflect the new MMJ price. (Also, caught the fact that the cool whip price had changed when I wasn't looking.)
• 6/1/05: Changed SkillsList to reflect the recent skill changes. Also made a number of minor corrections over the past few days. Thanks to all you sharp-eyed readers out there.
• 5/26/05: Added information about the Gift Shop to PurchaseLocations, as well as AccessoryList and RecipeList.
• 5/26/05: Added the new adventures in Itznotyerzitz Mine to AdventureSpoiler. Added the Wand of Nagamar to WeaponsList. Added the garbage achievement to AchievementList (thanks to ayden for noticing). Fixed a mistake in TattooList (thanks to Shnuzle).
• 5/24/05: Fixed a mistake in the updates (thanks to SaucySauceror). Added the Mr. Eh? to UnavailableItems and AccessoryList. Added more on the Otori buffbots to BuffBots. Updated KingdomCalendar.
• 5/20/05: Updated the Knob Goblin Visor in HatList. Also, DarkArconio kindly told me that, according to Jick, the sombrero is only sometimes better than the volleyball. I'll be checking this out when I have more time (i.e. not now).
• 5/19/05: Corrected my incorrect advice on how to get into the HaikuChannel.
• 5/19/05: Finished testing on the Engorged Weapon effect. Updated the tiny plastic hermit (it's actually useful now!) in GetMoreMeat and AccessoryList. Also realized I had forgotten to put the maypole in GetMoreItems.
• 5/17/05: Made a number of small updates and fixes to keep up with Jick, the most prominent being updating the pixel potions in ItemEffects and PixelItems.
• 5/16/05: Realized I had never put the special effects from HalloweenSpoilers into EffectsList, so I did.
• 5/14/05: Did more testing on the Hovering Sombrero and put the results in ArenaMechanics, FamiliarList, and GetMoreStats. The sombrero actually appears to be slightly better than the volleyball; I'll need to check this out more thoroughly.
• 5/14/05: Changed AdventureSpoiler, EffectsList, and FamiliarList to reflect the fact that Hombre Muerto Caminando is not necessary to get the poultrygeist. Thanks to everyone who wrote in about it. Also added another buffbot to BuffBots.
• 5/13/05: Added a new set of how-to guides on maximizing various things you might want to maximize: GetMoreMeat, GetMoreItems, GetMoreStats, and GetMoreAdventures. These guides are still a little rough around the edges, but they're the only collection of this kind of information that I know of, so if you have any suggestions, let me know.
• 5/11/05: Finally found some free time to finish putting in everything about South of the Border. AdventureSpoiler, ItemEffects, EffectsList, HatList, FamiliarList, FamiliarItems, and UnavailableItems have all been updated with the new content.
• 5/7/05: Keeping up with more updates... Fixed recipes for Knob sausage and bat wing stir-fries on RecipeList. Bonus for incredibly dense meat gem fixed on AccessoryList and UltraRareItems. Added new Pagoda bonus to CampgroundItems. Changed magical mystery juice potency on ItemEffects. Added missing adventure on the eXtreme Slope to AdventureSpoiler. Whew!
• 5/6/05: Created a new SkillsList with all of the new skill changes, and revised EffectsList also. (Retired the old Pastamancer Spells page.) South of the Border information coming soon; if you're impatient, see Jinya's page here.
• 5/4/05: Added a SiteMap with all of the pages on the site, as well as a search, and put it in the navigation bar. Also added another buff bot to BuffBots.
• 5/3/05: Finished the writeup for the FallingTrash quest, and made changes to related quests also in QuestSpoilers. Modified DailyDungeon and AdventureSpoiler to account for the minor changes in the Daily Dungeon. Added the maypole to FamiliarItems and UnavailableItems.
• 5/2/05: Trying to keep up with the raft of Jick's changes. New adventures on the eXtreme Slope and changes in Itznotyerzitz Mine added to AdventureSpoiler. Drop rates for Mr. A Jr. and hypnodisk changed in AccessoryList. New effect from lihc eye pie added to RecipeList and EffectsList, along with new effect of super-spikey hair gel. I'm still working on the Giant Castle quest.
• 4/28/05: Added more bots to BuffBots.
• 4/27/05: New flower recipes have been added! Updated RecipeList, CocktailCrafting, and EffectsList.
• 4/25/05: Updated BuffBots to add in a bunch more buff bots. Let me know if there's anything missing!
• 4/24/05: Made some updates to AdventureSpoiler and PixelItems to reflect the trivial changes in the Cobb's Knob Harem and the Crackpot Mystic.
• 4/23/05: Fixed a few glitches in FamiliarItems (thanks to SPE4KER) and AchievementList (thanks to DevilWhiskey). Also finally finished updating RecipeList to reflect the changes in pie, quiche, and advanced pastas.
• 4/22/05: Noticed that The Sewer was inexplicably missing from AdventureSpoiler, so I added it in and updated ItemLocations too.
• 4/18/05: Finally got around to updating ItemEffects to reflect the Great MP Nerfing, so the entries for phonics downs, tiny houses, pixel potions, etc. are finally accurate! PixelItems has also been updated. Also added a little bit to QuestSpoilers about getting InsideCobbsKnob.
• 4/17/05: Some changes have been made to pies and advanced pastas. Began updating RecipeList to reflect these changes. Will finish testing in the next few days.
• 4/15/05: Went over HatList, WeaponsList, PantsList, and AccessoryList with a fine-toothed comb again to reflect the recent changes in power of many items. Also updated pages relying on these pages, including SmithingRecipes, StarItems, PixelItems, and UnavailableItems. If you notice anything still incorrect, let me know.
• 4/15/05: Totally overhauled ItemLocations. Instead of displaying a list of items found in each location, making it pretty redundant with AdventureSpoiler, it now displays a list of locations where any given item can be found. Check it out!
• 4/14/05: Since the Mob Penguin items are now no longer available in the Kingdom, I added them to UnavailableItems and updated their status in a few other places. I also subdivided UnavailableItems into categories to make it a little easier to read.
• 4/14/05: Collected information on all of the "unlisted" effects that accessories have and put it into AccessorySpoilers. Also added the new Giant Castle adventures to AdventureSpoiler.
• 4/13/05: Finally collected all of the information about Easter I could get my hands on and put it into EasterSpoilers; Easter information has also been added to EffectsList, UnavailableItems, AccessoryList, KingdomCalendar, and PurchaseLocations. Also realized I hadn't put in any mention of Valentines, so I added them to KingdomCalendar and UnavailableItems. Also also, since this page was getting a little cluttered, reorganized it somewhat.
• 4/12/05: Added details about the personal raincloud to FamiliarList and ArenaMechanics; also added a user-friendlier table to ArenaMechanics. Also made small fixes to EffectsList, UnavailableItems, and WeaponsList.
• 4/5/05: Meaty helmet turtles are back in the Kingdom! HatList, SmithingRecipes, and UnavailableItems have been updated appropriately.
• 4/5/05: Made a few minor fixes to AdventureSpoiler, adding in the maiden wig, spooky mushroom, and changes to the Fruit Golem. Added a page on the new DistantWoods miniquest to QuestSpoilers.
• 4/4/05: Added information about Easter and April Fool's to KingdomCalendar. Added information on the new familiars to FamiliarList and FamiliarItems. Added a few more things to UnavailableItems. More information on Easter coming, don't you worry.
• 3/27/05: Happy Easter! As you may have noticed, there's a special Easter event going on today. If you're looking for information, I'm going to point you to Jinya's excellent page. I'll add the data here later.
• 3/25/05: Went over HatList, WeaponsList, and PantsList with a fine-toothed comb to reflect some minor changes to the detective skull, Mafia violin case, old school Mafia knickerbockers, and star equipment. Also updated StarItems and PixelItems. Added hats, weapons, pants, and accessories made by combining rather than smithing to SmithingRecipes.
• 3/23/05: Finally got around to making a page about CampgroundItems. Also added campground items to ItemEffects.
• 3/18/05: Added information about the traffic cone to StSneakyPete. Also put in a bit about the lucky Tam O'Shanter to UnavailableItems and other appropriate places.
• 3/17/05: It's StSneakyPete's Day! I've created a new page with information about it, and added appropriate details to KingdomCalendar, AdventureSpoiler, UnavailableItems, and other pages.
• 3/16/05: Updated BuffBots with some new bots and information.
• 3/15/05: Finally got around to adding buffs to EffectsList. Also added in a link to Gigs' excellent skill list to ExternalLinks.
• 3/15/05: Added a couple of new achievements to AchievementList. Also split off the older parts of this list to UpdateArchive.
• 3/14/05: Put in the new changes to Mt. McLargeHuge and documented the new LeetTrapzor's quest in QuestSpoilers. Also added a bit about Daisy Cutter's custom tattoo to TattooList.
• 3/11/05: Made some changes to AdventureSpoiler and ItemLocations to reflect the new booze available in Menagerie Level 3, as well as a long-overdue update on the Icy Peak. ItemEffects has been updated with the new booze from drink tickets as well.
• 2/28/05: Added a little more information on the Feast of Boris to KingdomCalendar, and added a 3rd year to it.
• 2/24/05: Finally got a chance to test a feather boa constrictor and add data on it to ArenaMechanics and FamiliarList.
• 2/19/05: Updated AdventureSpoiler and ItemLocations to reflect changes in Whitey's Grove and the Casino. There's still other things needing to be updated, so look for more changes.
• 2/19/05: Added data on how the baby yeti works to ArenaMechanics and FamiliarList.
• 2/17/05: Finally got around to adding the tiny plastic figurines to AccessoryList.
• 2/16/05: Added information on new trophies to TrophyHut.
• 2/16/05: Added information on the new whips and bucklers available to SmithingRecipes, WeaponsList, and AccessoryList.
• 2/14/05: Updated ShoreAdventures to reflect the changes in the shore.
• 2/13/05: Overhauled CocktailCrafting to have the changes in the cocktail crafting system.
• 2/12/05: Added information about the HaikuChannel.