Subjunctive KoL: WeaponsList

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This is a list of all weapons known to me. I have checked each of these weapons first-hand to verify their statistics. Brackets indicate weapons not available, as far as I know, through normal means (see UnavailableItems for more details). (A) indicates an ascension item; see AscensionSpoilers for more information. Weapons are sorted in descending order of power, then of attribute boosts (in somewhat subjective order), then alphabetically.

Most weapons have a minimum Muscle requirement, which is listed first in the parentheses. Some weapons (crossbows, can of fake snow, can of maces, disco ball, Disco Banjo, Rock and Roll Legend, slingshot) are "ranged weapons", which use your Moxie instead of your Muscle to hit and require a certain level of Moxie to use instead. Note that the Turtleslinger, despite being slingshot-based, is not a ranged weapon.

• [200 (sword) Bigger Bugfinder Blade (85 mus, +9 all attributes)]
• [200 (club) fetus-smashing club (85 mus)]
• [200 (utensil) Mjolnir Jr. (85 mus)]
• [180 (sword) Bugfinder Blade (75 mus, +7 all attributes)]
• (A) 180 (spear) plexiglass pike pike (75 mus, +25 damage, +10 PvP fights, +30% mus)
• [180 (evil) steaming evil (75 mus, +3 fire damage, +3 stench damage, +3 spooky damage)]
• [169 (sword) Totally Gay Claymore (69 mus)]
• 165 (crossbow) star crossbow (ranged weapon; 67 mox, +8 mox)
• 165 (staff) star staff (67 mus, +8 mys)
• 165 (sword) star sword (67 mus, +8 mus)
• [160 (crossbow) arse-shooting crossbow (ranged weapon; 65 mox, +15 all attributes)]
• 155 (staff) giant discarded plastic fork (62 mus)
• [150 (sword) bugbear-smiting sword (60 mus, +10 mus, +10 damage)]
• [150 (sword) Radio Free Foil (60 mus, effect: Shiny Happy Weapon)]
• [150 especially homoerotic frat-paddle (60 mus)]
• [150 (club) heteroerotic frat-paddle (60 mus)]
• 150 (axe) drywall axe (60 mus)
• 150 (spear) giant needle (60 mus)
• 140 (sword) ridiculously huge sword (55 mus, +10 damage)
• 130 (umbrella) titanium assault umbrella (50 mus)
• 120 (crossbow) chrome crossbow (ranged weapon; 45 mox, +3 adventures/day)
• 120 (staff) chrome staff (45 mus, +3 adventures/day)
• 120 (sword) chrome sword (45 mus, +3 adventures/day)
• 120 (axe) denim axe (45 mus)
• 110 (crossbow) asbestos crossbow (ranged weapon; 40 mox, +9 mox)
• 110 (staff) asbestos staff (40 mus, +9 mys)
• 110 (sword) asbestos sword (40 mus, +9 mus)
• 110 (knife) batblade (40 mus)
• [110 (utensil) iron pasta spoon (40 mus)]
• [100 (club) Mafia violin case (35 mus, +20 mus, +30 damage)]
• [100 (scythe) ice sickle (+15 monster level, +5 cold damage)]
• [100 (flail) duck-on-a-string (35 mus, +5 damage, +5% items)]
• [100 (staff) bow staff (35 mus, +5 mys, +3 damage)]
• [100 (sword) Crimbo sword (35 mus, +5 damage)]
• 100 (crossbow) linoleum crossbow (ranged weapon; 35 mox, +10 max HP/MP)
• 100 (staff) linoleum staff (35 mus, +20 max MP)
• 100 (sword) linoleum sword (35 mus, +20 max HP)
• 100 (club) spiked femur (35 mus, +3 spooky damage)
• 100 (sword) time sword (35 mus, +3 adventures/day)
• [100 (no type) can of fake snow (ranged weapon; 35 mox)]
• (A) 90 (club) stainless steel shillelagh (30 mus, +20 damage, 4x chance of critical hit, +15% mus)
• [90 (club) kneecapping stick (30 mus, 3x chance of critical hit)]
• 90 (sword) vorpal blade (30 mus, 2x chance of critical hit)
• 90 (sword) icy-hot katana (30 mus)
• (A) 80 (staff) Rib of the Bonerdagon (25 mus, +5 mus, +5 mox)
• 80 (club) frozen nunchaku (25 mus, +3 damage)
• 80 (crossbow) Kentucky-fried meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 25 mox, +5 mox)
• 80 (staff) Kentucky-fried meat staff (25 mus, +5 mys)
• 80 (sword) Kentucky-fried meat sword (25 mus, +5 mus)
• (A) 80 (whip) spooky bicycle chain (25 mus, +5 damage, 2x chance of critical hit)
• 80 (axe) 7-foot Dwarven mattock (25 mus)
• 80 (staff) crowbarrr (25 mus)
• 80 (polearm) grave robbing shovel (25 mus)
• (A) 80 (polearm) wholeberd (25 mus)
• 75 (sword) crazy bastard sword (22 mus, +5 mus, +15 damage, 3x chance of critical hit)
• 70 (club) homoerotic frat-paddle (20 mus)
• 60 (club) diamond-studded cane (15 mus, +9 mox, Disco Bandits only)
• 60 (crossbow) eXtreme meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 15 mox, +7 mox)
• 60 (staff) eXtreme meat staff (15 mus, +7 mys)
• 60 (sword) eXtreme meat sword (15 mus, +7 mus)
• 60 (spear) Gnollish autoplunger (15 mus)
• 60 (polearm) Knob Goblin elite polearm (15 mus)
• 60 (knife) sabre teeth (15 mus)
• (A) 60 (axe) wooden axe (15 mus)
• 50 (saucepan) 5-Alarm Saucepan (10 mus, +7 mys, Saucerors only)
• 50 (club) Bjorn's Hammer (10 mus, +7 mus, Seal Clubbers only)
• 50 (banjo) Disco Banjo (ranged weapon; 10 mox, +7 mox, Disco Bandits only)
• 50 (utensil) Pasta of Peril (10 mus, +7 mys, Pastamancers only)
• 50 (accordion) Rock and Roll Legend (ranged weapon; 10 mox, +7 mox, Accordion Thieves only)
• 50 (slingshot) Turtleslinger (10 mus, +7 mus, Turtle Tamers only)
• 50 (crossbow) dripping meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 10 mox, +3 mox)
• 50 (staff) dripping meat staff (10 mus, +3 mys)
• 50 (sword) dripping meat sword (10 mus, +3 mus)
• 50 (utensil) basic meat foon (10 mus, +2 mus, +3 damage)
• 50 (sword) balloon sword (10 mus)
• 50 (club) can of maces (ranged weapon; 10 mox)
• 50 (sword) pixel sword (10 mus)
• [50 (club) Unionize The Elves sign (10 mus)]
• 45 (utensil) basic meat spork (7 mus)
• [45 (club) Gnollish nunchaku (7 mus)]
• 40 (crossbow) basic meat crossbow (ranged weapon; 5 mox)
• 40 (staff) basic meat staff (5 mus)
• 40 (sword) basic meat sword (5 mus)
• 40 (axe) rubber axe (5 mus)
• 40 (sword) white sword (5 mus)
• 35 (knife) Dr. Hobo's scalpel (2 mus, +3 damage)
• 35 (staff) spooky staff (2 mus, +3 mys)
• 35 (club) Gnollish flyswatter (2 mus)
• 35 (spear) Gnollish plunger (2 mus)
• 30 (knife) Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife (restores MP when used in combat)
• [30 (utensil) cheap plastic bottle opener (-)]
• 30 (utensil) foon (-)
• (A) 30 (polearm) halfberd (-)
• 30 (knife) huge mirror shard (-)
• 30 (umbrella) little paper umbrella (-)
• 30 (club) skeleton bone (-)
• 30 (staff) spooky stick (-)
• 30 (utensil) spork (-)
• 30 (wand) Wand of Nagamar (-)
• 25 (banjo) stone banjo (ranged weapon)
• 25 (spear) wooden stakes (-)
• (A) 20 (whip) gnauga hide whip (+3% items from monsters)
• 20 (whip) hippo whip (+5 monster level)
• 20 (whip) penguin whip (+3% meat from monsters)
• 20 (whip) yak whip (successful hit weakens opponent)
• 20 (utensil) Knob Goblin tongs (-)
• 20 (slingshot) slingshot (ranged weapon)
• 20 (sword) sweet ninja sword (-)
• 20 (sword) tiny ninja sword (-)
• 15 (knife) asparagus knife (+1 stench damage)
• 15 (sword) Knob Goblin scimitar (-)
• [10 (sword) tiny plastic sword (-)]
• 10 (staff) big stick (-)
• 10 (whip) cool whip (-)
• 10 (disco ball) disco ball (starting weapon for Disco Bandits)
• 10 (utensil) pasta spoon (starting weapon for Pastamancers)
• 10 (saucepan) saucepan (starting weapon for Saucerors)
• 10 (club) seal-clubbing club (starting weapon for Seal Clubbers)
• 10 (accordion) stolen accordion (ranged weapon; starting weapon for Accordion Thieves)