Subjunctive KoL: AccessoryList

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This is a list of all accessories known to me. I have checked each of these accessories first-hand to verify their statistics. Brackets indicate accessories not available, as far as I know, through normal means (see UnavailableItems for more details). (A) indicates an ascension item; see AscensionSpoilers for more information. Accessories are sorted into categories of what they affect, then in descending order of effectiveness.

Most accessories have a minimum Mysticality requirement. Also, there are two important things to note about combining the effects of accessories:

• If you wear multiple items that increase critical hits, only the highest multiplier applies.
• Items that reduce the MP cost of skills will not do so by more than 3 points total.

Important note: This list only has the "official" effects; that is, effects which are listed in the item description. Some accessories have "unlisted" effects, however; these are listed in AccessorySpoilers, to avoid being too spoilery.

stat boosters

• [Golden Mr. Accessory (+15 all attributes; give other players +15 all attributes 5x/day)]
• [Mr. Accessory (+15 all attributes)]
• [Ms. Accessory (+15 all attributes)]
• [exclusive ultra-rare item (+15 all attributes)]
• [fuzzy bracelets (+15 all attributes)]
• [Xlyinia's notebook (+15 all attributes)]
• [Mr. Eh? (+12 all attributes)]
• [Mr. Accessory Jr. (+5 all attributes, +25% item drops)]
• [Jekyllin hide belt (+3-9 all attributes, +15-45% item drops, depending on moons)]
• badass belt (35 mys; +5 all attributes)
• easter egg balloon (35 mys; +5 all attributes)
• [severed rocking horse head (10 mys; +3 all attributes)]
• shiny ring (10 mys; +3 all attributes)
• eXtreme nose ring (10 mys; +3 all attributes)
• [consolation ribbon (+1 all attributes)]
• Talisman o' Nam (25 mys; +1 all attributes)
  
  
• [Mafia bow tie (35 mys; +20 muscle, +20 moxie)]
• [cement shoes (35 mys; +20 moxie, +20 mysticality, effect: Sleeping with the Fishes)]
• [Mafia stogie (35 mys; +20 muscle, +20 mysticality)]
• (A) Bonerdagon necklace (25 mys; +5 muscle, +5 moxie, +30% initiative)
• (A) Boss Bat Bling (17 mys; +3 muscle, +3 moxie)
  
  
• (A) hockey stick of furious angry rage (35 mys; +5% muscle, +30 to monster level)
• ye olde golde frontes (+15 muscle; Disco Bandits only)
• Boris's ring (25 mys; +10 muscle)
• gnoll-tooth necklace (25 mys; +5 muscle)
• (A) hamethyst ring (10 mys; +5 muscle, +2 mysticality, +3 moxie)
• (A) hamethyst earring (10 mys; +5 muscle, +10 maximum HP)
• (A) hamethyst necklace (10 mys, one only; +4 muscle, +5 melee damage, +3 PvP fights)
• (A) hamethyst bracelet (10 mys, one only; +3 muscle, 3x critical hit chance)
• [string of red beads (+1 muscle)]
  
  
• (A) plexiglass pinky ring (75 mys, one only; +30 spell damage, resistance to all elements, +30% mysticality)
• (A) plexiglass pocketwatch (75 mys, one only; -3 MP to use skills, +3 adventures/day, +30% mysticality)
• (A) stainless steel scarf (30 mys, one only; +20 spell damage, +20 to monster level, +15% mysticality)
• (A) stainless steel solitaire (30 mys, one only; -2 MP to use skills, +2 adventures/day, +15% mysticality)
• (A) Glass Balls of the Goblin King (20 mys; +14 mysticality)
• Jarlsberg's earring (25 mys; +10 mysticality)
• arrrgyle socks (20 mys; +6 mysticality)
• (A) baconstone ring (10 mys; +5 mysticality, +2 moxie, +3 muscle)
• (A) baconstone earring (10 mys; +5 mysticality, +10 maximum MP)
• phat turquoise bracelet (20 mys; +5 mysticality)
• (A) baconstone pendant (10 mys; +4 mysticality, +10 spell damage)
• (A) baconstone bracelet (10 mys, one only; +2 mysticality, -1 MP to use skills)
• magic lamp (+3 mysticality)
• [voodoo doll (+1 mysticality)]
• [string of blue beads (+1 mysticality)]
  
  
• (A) plexiglass pendant (75 mys, one only; never fumble, may have 4 Accordion Thief songs in effect, +30% moxie)
• (A) stainless steel suspenders (30 mys, one only; +60 damage absorption, +40 maximum MP, +15% moxie)
• [intergalactic pom poms (+20 moxie, +30% initiative)]
• Sneaky Pete's breath spray (25 mys; +10 moxie)
• (A) Cape of the Goblin King (20 mys; +7 moxie)
• (A) spooky glove (+5 moxie, +5 spooky damage, never fumble)
• (A) porquoise ring (10 mys; +5 moxie, +2 muscle, +3 mysticality)
• (A) porquoise eyebrow ring (10 mys; +5 moxie, +6 maximum MP/HP)
• charrrm bracelet (20 mys; +5 moxie)
• (A) porquoise bracelet (10 mys; +4 moxie, never fumble)
• (A) porquoise necklace (10 mys, one only; +4 moxie, +10% meat from monsters)
• bling-bling (7 mys; +1 moxie)
• [string of green beads (+1 moxie)]
  
  
• flaming talons (30 mys; +5 melee damage)
• [pirate hook (+3 melee damage)]
• eXtreme mittens (40 mys; +2 melee damage)
• disembodied smile (one only; +2 spooky damage)
• dirty hobo gloves (+2 stench damage)
  
  
• (A) enchanted toothpick (25 mys; +12 spell damage)
• kickback cookbook (+10 spell damage)
  
  
• ring of increase damage (25 mys; +5 melee damage, +5 spell damage)
  
  
• enchanted brass knuckles (25 mys; 2x critical hit chance)
  
  
• [ice skates (one only; +15% initiative, +15% meat from monsters)]
• sk8board (20 mys; +15% initiative)
• gnatwing earring (20 mys; +10% initiative)
• infernal insoles (15 mys; heat resistance, +10% initiative)
  
  
• bejeweled accordion strap (+25 maximum HP/MP; Accordion Thieves only)
• ladle of mystery (+20 maximum HP/MP; Saucerors only)
• walrus-tusk earring (10 mys; +10 maximum HP)
• amulet of extreme plot significance (35 mys; +30 maximum MP)
• [Warehouse 23 bling (+23 maximum MP)]
• clown shoes (10 mys; +7 maximum MP)
  
  
• box-in-the-box-in-the-box (+70 carrying capacity)
• box-in-the-box (+50 carrying capacity)
• box (+30 carrying capacity)

shields

• Cloaca-Cola shield (+30 damage absorption)
• Dyspepsi-Cola shield (+30 damage absorption)
• (A) gnauga hide buckler (30 mys; +20 damage absorption, +3 all attributes)
• hippo skin buckler (30 mys; +20 damage absorption, +5 muscle)
• penguin skin buckler (30 mys; +20 damage absorption, +5 moxie)
• star buckler (67 mys; +15 damage absorption)
• yak skin buckler (30 mys; +20 damage absorption, +5 mysticality)

tiny plastic figurines

Tiny plastic figurines come in two sets. The first set ("Series 1") consists of 32 figurines, which can be obtained by eating a Lucky Surprise Egg (cook a cocoa egg with a ten-leaf clover). The second set ("Series 1C") consists of 5 figurines, which were given out in Advent Calendars during Crimbo 2005. Doll houses will give a selection of figurines from both sets. The letter indicates the degree of rarity (C=common, U=uncommon, and R=rare).

The tiny plastic familiars are not like the familiar accessories: a tiny plastic mosquito gives +1 to the level of whatever familiar is with you, not just a mosquito. So they're all completely interchangeable, functionally speaking.

Series 1

• tiny plastic disco bandit (1/32, U) (+2 moxie, +1 muscle)
• tiny plastic accordion thief (2/32, U) (+2 moxie, +1 mysticality)
• tiny plastic turtle tamer (3/32, U) (+2 muscle, +1 mysticality)
• tiny plastic seal clubber (4/32, U) (+2 muscle, +1 moxie)
• tiny plastic pastamancer (5/32, U) (+2 mysticality, +1 muscle)
• tiny plastic sauceror (6/32, U) (+2 mysticality, +1 moxie)
• tiny plastic mosquito (7/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic leprechaun (8/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic levitating potato (9/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic angry goat (10/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime (11/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic fuzzy dice (12/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton (13/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic barrrnacle (14/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic howling balloon monkey (15/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic stab bat (16/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic grue (17/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball (18/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic ghuol whelp (19/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic baby gravy fairy (20/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic cocoabo (21/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic star starfish (22/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick (23/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic killer bee (24/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic Cheshire bat (25/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic coffee pixie (26/32, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar (27/32, U) (one only; +1 Adventure per day)
• tiny plastic hermit (28/32, U) (+6% meat from monsters)
• tiny plastic Boris (29/32, R) (+5 muscle, +3 mysticality, +3 moxie)
• tiny plastic Jarlsberg (30/32, R) (+5 mysticality, +3 muscle, +3 moxie)
• tiny plastic Sneaky Pete (31/32, R) (+5 moxie, +3 muscle, +3 mysticality)
• tiny plastic Susie (32/32, R) (+5 all attributes)

Series 1C

• tiny plastic Crimbo elf (1/5, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic sweet nutcracker (2/5, C) (+1 familiar weight)
• tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer (3/5, C) (one only; +1 Adventure per day)
• tiny plastic Crimbo wreath (4/5, U) (one only; regenerate 1-2 MP per adventure)
• tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo (5/5, U) (+1 all attributes)

other accessories

• (A) Baron Von Ratsworth's money clip (one only; +15% meat from monsters)
• Baron Von Ratsworth's monocle (one only; +10% item drops from monsters)
• Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen (improves MP restoration from cola)
• glowing red eye (60 mys; spooky resistance)
• hypnodisk (+25% item drops from monsters)
• incredibly dense meat gem (+25% meat from monsters, +5 moxie, +10 maximum MP)
• makeshift SCUBA gear (stench resistance)
• monster bait (one only; monsters will be more attracted to you)
• moxie magnet (MP calculated with mox instead of mys)
• Pine-Fresh air freshener (10 mys; stench resistance)
• ring of adornment (25 mys; +5 moxie)
• ring of aggravate monster (25 mys; +5 to monster level)
• ring of cold resistance (25 mys; cold resistance)
• ring of conflict (25 mys, one only; monsters will be less attracted to you)
• ring of fire resistance (25 mys; heat resistance)
• ring of gain strength (25 mys; +5 muscle)
• [Scandalously Skimpy Bikini (10 mox, one only; allows you to keep 4 Accordion Thief songs)]
• special sauce glove (mys used for hitting with staff instead of mus; Saucerors only)
• Talisman of Baio (all attributes increase with moonlight)
• toy train (one only; +10% meat from monsters)

unspecified function or no function (Note: Many of these have "unlisted" functions. See AccessorySpoilers for more details.)

• acid-squirting flower (10 mys)
• beer goggles (-)
• big red clown nose (10 mys)
• [colored-light "necklace" (35 mys)]
• continuum transfunctioner (-)
• dead guy's watch (10 mys)
• (A) disbelief suspenders (10 mys)
• green balloon (-)
• hemp bracelet (20 mys)
• [imitation nice watch (35 mys)]
• [Item #13 (-)]
• Mr. Exploiter (-)
• [oyster basket (-)]
• ring of half-assed regeneration (10 mys)
• rose-colored glasses
• stuffed shoulder parrot (25 mys)
• [support cummerbund (35 mys)]
• white balloon (-)