Subjunctive KoL: RecipeList

Fullness: Every day, you may eat food with a total of up to 15 fullness value (or 20, if you possess Stomach of Steel). You cannot eat anything which would put you over the 15 limit (unlike drinking). Note that fullness is never displayed, either when you eat the item or in your current status, so you'll have to pay attention yourself.

Methodology: Every item here has been tested by eating it at least (and, in most cases, exactly) five times. I figure that this will give a pretty representative sample, but (especially for food with a wide range of possibilities) may not cover the entire range of possibilities. If you notice something outside the ranges listed here (and it's not a stat day), let me know and I'll check it out and try to update it.

Note that the hippy herbal tea, ent cider, glass of goat's milk, and Jumbo Dr. Lucifer are "beverages"; while they are drunk, they behave like food, not drinks (that is, they give you fullness points rather than drunkenness points), which is why they're here. Dyspepsi-Cola and Mountain Stream soda, on the other hand, though they appear in the food/drink section, are neither beverage nor food; they're ordinary combat/usable items which don't give you any fullness at all.

Probably the most popular food in the game currently is the chow mein. Pickles are very good, but are expensive due to the rare appearances of the Spectral Pickle Factory. Insanely spicy burritos (either kind) are also a popular choice. Hell ramen used to be the most popular food, but has declined somewhat due to the availability of newer food. Some people also like Key Lime Pies.

Exploded foods: Like bartenders-in-the-box, chefs-in-the-box now occasionally explode after making a large amount of food. When this happens, you get some random foods, including some foods that cannot be made normally.

Ohayou's food effects used to be a very useful source for this information, but it is currently down. You can also check out this spreadsheet helpfully created by Tritonair, although it is also somewhat out of date.

Note: All items in this table have been updated since Jick last publicly announced that he was changing the food values (on 8/18/04). It is possible that Jick has changed things without announcing, in which case there might be inaccuracies. If you find one, let me know.

All of these recipes should be performed by cooking (duh).

Key: A = adventures, Mus = muscle sub-points, mys = mysticality sub-points, mox = moxie sub-points, F = fullness

A useful combination:

• secret blend of herbs and spices = herbs + spices (not directly edible)

Basic food and raw ingredients

• abominable snowcone = 2-4 A, 5-15 Mus, 7-14 Mys, 6-12 Mox, 2 F
• ancient frozen dinner = 4-8 A, 8-10 Mys, 4 F
• angel-food cake = 3 A, 3 F
• babycakes = 2 A, 2 F
• balaclava baklava = 2-3 A, 4-6 Mus, 4-6 Mys, 4-6 Mox, 2 F
• ballroom blintz = 3-8 A, 10-12 Mox, 3 F
• banana = 1 A, 1 Mus, 1 Mys, 1 Mox, 1 banana peel, 1 F
• birthday party jellybean cheesecake
• black forest cake = 6-8 A, 25-50 Mys, 5 Sugar Rush effect, 3 F
• black forest ham = 8-9 A, 25-45 Mus, 3 F
• black pudding = 5-7 A, 10-12 Mus, 10-12 Mys, 10-12 Mox, 3 F
• When you try to eat a black pudding, there is a chance (approximately 1/3) that you will instead fight a black pudding instead! If you engage in combat, no fullness is expended, as nothing is eaten, but an adventure is used. See AdventureSpoiler for details on the monster.
• blackberry = 2-3 A, 2-4 Mus, 2-4 Mys, 2-4 Mox, 2 F
• blue velvet cake = 3 A, 3 F
• bowl of cottage cheese = 2 A, 2 F
• bowl of lucky charms = 1-2 A, 6-9 Mys, 1/2 chance of getting a leprechaun hatchling [*], 1 F
• bowl of oriole's nest soup = 3-9 A, 3 F
• brown sugar cane = 6-7 A, 1-5 Mus, 1-5 Mys, 5-20 Mox, 3 Sugar Rush effect, 2 F
• carob chunks = 1-2 A, 1 F
• catsup = 1 A, 1 F
• cherry = 1-2 A, 1 F
• cocktail onion = 1-3 A, 1 F
• cocoa eggshell fragment = 1-2 A, 1 F
• congratulatory cake = 3 A, 3 F
• cool mushroom = 2-3 A, 12-14 Mys, 2 F
• cranberries = 1 A, 1 F (2-4 A, 1 F on the Feast of Boris)
• crazy little Turkish delight = 1-3 A, 30-40 Mys, 1 F
• dehydrated caviar = 1-4 A, 15-17 Mox, 1 F
• desiccated apricot = 1-4 A, 15-17 Mus, 1 F
• devil's-food cake = 3 A, 3 F
• Elfin shortbread = 4-9 A, 4-6 Mus, 4-5 Mys, 4-6 Mox, 3 F
• flaming mushroom = 3-8 A, 3-5 Mus, -3 HP, 3 F
• fortune cookie
• fricasseed brains = 3-5 A, 4-5 Mys, 3 F
• frozen mushroom = 4-9 A, 3-5 Mys, -3 HP, 3 F
• ghuol egg = 1 A, lose 3 Mus, 1 F
• ghuol guolash = 3-4 A, -(10-20) Mus, -(10-20) Mys, -(10-18) Mox, 3 F
• glass of goat's milk = 1 A, 1 F
• goat cheese = 2-3 A, 2 F
• grapefruit = 1 A, 1 F
• gr8ps = 1 A, 1 F
• grapes = 1 A, 1 F
• Happy Birthday, Claude! cake = 3 A, 3 F
• hot buttered roll = 1 A, 1 F
• hot date = 4-5 A, 20-30 Mox, 2 F
• hot wing = 1-2 A, 2-3 Mys, 1 F
• jumbo olive = 1-3 A, 2-5 Mox, 1 F
• ketchup = 1 A, 1 F
• kiwi = 1-3 A, 1 F
• Knob mushroom = 2-3 A, 2 F
• Knob sausage = 2-3 A, 2 F
• Knoll mushroom = 2-3 A, 2 F
• kumquat = 1-3 A, 1 F
• large cocoa eggshell fragment = 2-4 A, 2 F
• lemon = 1 A, 1 F
• lime = 1-3 A, 1 F
• Manetwich = 3-9 A, 15-30 Mus, 8-18 Mox, 2 F
• maple syrup = 1-2 A, +20-30 HP, +20-30 MP, 5 Antsy in your Pantsy effect, 1 F
• mind flayer corpse = 5 A, 21-25 Mys, 5 F
• mugcake = 1 A, 1 F
• olive = 1 A, 1 F
• orange = 1 A, 1 F
• papaya = 1-2 A, 1 F
• personalized birthday cake = 3 A, 3 F
• piece of wedding cake = 2-4 A, 2 F
• pointy mushroom = 2-3 A, -1 HP, 12-15 Mox, 2 F
• poutine = 2-3 A, 2-3 Mus, 2-3 Mys, 2-3 Mox, 2 F
• purple pixel pie = 3-6 A, 12-18 Mus, 12-18 Mys, 12-18 Mox, 3 F
• questionable taco = 3-4 A, lovecat tail, 3 F
• raspberry = 1-3 A, 1 F
• royal jelly = 1 A, 10-15 Mus, 1 F
• savoy truffle = 6-7 A, 15-20 Mus, 15-20 Mys, 15-20 Mox, -(10-20) HP, 2 F
• Spam Witch sammich = 2-3 A, 4-5 Mys, 2 F
• spooky mushroom = 2-3 A, 2 F
• stale baguette = 3-6 A, lose 3 HP, lose 5-8 Meat, 3 F
• stalk of asparagus = 1 A, 1-3 Mys, 1 F
• stinky mushroom = 5-9 A, -3 HP, 3-4 Mox, 3 F
• strawberry = 1 A, 1 F
• stunt nuts = 2-3 A, 8-10 Mus, 2 F
• t8r tots = 1-2 A, 1 F
• tangerine = 1-3 A, 1 F
• three-tiered wedding cake = 35 A, 35 F
• toast = 1 A, 1 F
• tomato = 1 A, 1 F
• Trollhouse cookies = 2-3 A, 4-6 Mus, 2 F
• urinal cake = 2 A, 2 F
• warm mushroom = 2-3 A, 12-15 Mus, 2 F
• White Citadel burger = 2-* A, 2 F
• The White Citadel burger does not behave like normal foods -- the more you eat, the better they get. At the begininng they are 2-3 A, but as you consume more, the range gradually increases all the way up to 2-8 A.
• White Citadel fries = 2-4 A, 2 F
• white chocolate chips = 1-2 A, 1 F

Evil food:

• Lord of the Flies-sized Fries = 4 A, 15-20 Mys, -(15-20) Mox, 3 F
• Brimstone Chicken Sandwich = 3-4 A, -(15-19) Mus, 16-19 Mox, 3 F
• Double Bacon Beelzeburger = 3-5 A, 18-19 Mus, -(15-20) Mys, 3 F
• Jumbo Dr. Lucifer = 1 A, reduces your HP to 1, +95-104 MP, 1 F

Exploded food:

• carob chunk noodles = 3-9 A, 3 F
• chorizo brownies = 3-9 A, 3 F
• white chocolate and tomato pizza = 3-9 A, 3 F

[*] Based on 27 successes out of 60 tries.

Basic recipes

Mexican food:

• bean burrito = bean + flat dough = 3-7 A, 11-14 Mus, 3 F
• catgut taco = catgut + taco shell = 2-4 A, 11-28 Mus, 2 F
• chorizo taco = uncooked chorizo + taco shell = 1-3 A, 3-5 Mus, 1 F
• enchanted bean burrito = enchanted bean + flat dough = 3-7 A, 14-16 Mys, 3 F
• goat cheese taco = goat cheese + taco shell = 2-5 A, 12-32 Mys, 2 F
• insanely spicy bean burrito = jabañero pepper + spicy bean burrito = 10-12 A, 28-32 Mus, 3 F
• insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito = jabañero pepper + spicy enchanted bean burrito = 9-13 A, 31-35 Mys, 3 F, Chronic Indigestion skill
• insanely spicy jumping bean burrito = jabañero pepper + spicy jumping bean burrito = 9-12 A, 27-30 Mox, 3 F
• jumping bean burrito = jumping bean + flat dough = 4-8 A, 10-12 Mox, 3 F
• jumping bean taco = jumping bean + taco shell = 1-3 A, 5-19 Mox, 1 F
• papaya taco = papaya + taco shell = 1-3 A, 8-12 Mus, 8-12 Mox, 1 F
• pr0n taco = pr0n legs + taco shell = 2-5 A, 15-33 Mox, 2 F
• royal jelly taco = royal jelly + taco shell = 1-3 A, 4-19 Mus, 1 F
• spicy bean burrito = spices + bean burrito = 6-10 A, 20-24 Mus, 3 F
• spicy enchanted bean burrito = spices + enchanted bean burrito = 8-12 A, 23-26 Mys, 3 F
• spicy jumping bean burrito = spices + jumping bean burrito = 8-10 A, 22-24 Mox, 3 F
• tofu taco = wad of tofu + taco shell = 1-3 A, 4-18 Mys, 1 F
• uncooked chorizo = 1-2 A, lose 5 Mus, 1 F

Skewered food:

• bat wing kabob = bat wing + skewer = 2-5 A, 7-8 Mys, 2 F
• ghuol-ear kabob = ghuol ear + skewer = 2-5 A, 2 F
• Knob shroomkabob = Knob mushroom + skewer = 3-5 A, 6-8 Mys, 2 F
• Knoll shroomkabob = Knoll mushroom + skewer = 2-5 A, 6-11 Mus, 2 F
• rat appendix-kabob = rat appendix + skewer = 2-5 A, 7-8 Mox, 2 F
• skewered cat appendix = cat appendix + skewer = 2-4 A, 13-17 Mus, 2 F
• spooky shroomkabob = spooky mushroom + skewer = 3-4 A, 6-9 Mox, 2 F

Pizzas:

• goat cheese pizza = goat cheese + plain pizza = 6-10 A, 15-18 Mox, 3 F
• mushroom pizza = Knob mushroom + plain pizza = 4-7 A, 15-17 Mys, 3 F
• plain pizza = flat dough or wad of dough + tomato = 2-4 A, 2 F
• sausage pizza = Knob sausage + plain pizza = 5-9 A, 15-18 Mus, 3 F

Baked goods:

• banana cream pie = banana + pie crust
• Boris's key lime = Boris's key + lime (not directly edible)
• Boris's key lime pie = Boris's key lime + pie crust = 13-19 A, 30-33 Mus, 4 F
• cherry pie = cherry + pie crust = 6-12 A, 8-10 Mys, 3 F
• flower petal pie = pretty flower + pie crust = 4-9 A, 3 Flower Power effect, 3 F
• ghuol egg quiche = ghuol egg + pie crust = 3-9 A, 3 F
• Jarlsberg's key lime = Jarlsberg's key + lime (not directly edible)
• Jarlsberg's key lime pie = Jarlsberg's key lime + pie crust = 14-19 A, 28-32 Mys, 4 F
• lemon meringue pie = lemon + pie crust = 3-9 A, 8-10 Mus, 3 F
• lihc eye pie = lihc eye + pie crust = 6-11 A, 11-12 Mys, 5 Eye of the Lihc effect, 4 F
• pie crust = Gnollish pie tin + wad of dough (not directly edible)
• Sneaky Pete's key lime = Sneaky Pete's key + lime (not directly edible)
• Sneaky Pete's key lime pie = Sneaky Pete's key lime + pie crust = 13-18 A, 28-30 Mox, 4 F
• strawberry pie = strawberry + pie crust = 3-9 A, 8-10 Mox, 3 F
• white chocolate chip cookies = white chocolate chips + wad of dough = 2-5 A, 6-8 Mys, 2 F

Hippy food:

• carob brownies = carob chunks + Uncle Jick's brownie mix = 2-4 A, 2 F
• carob chunk cookies = carob chunks + wad of dough = 2-5 A, 6-9 Mys, 2 F
• guano coffee cup = "use" bat guano (not directly edible)
• herb brownies = herbs + Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix = 2-5 A, 8-9 Mox, 5 Confused effect, 2 F
• hippy herbal tea = guano coffee cup + herbs = 2-3 A, 4-7 Mys, 5 Sleepy effect, 1 F
• tofu casserole = Gnollish casserole dish + wad of tofu = 4-7 A, 3 F

Pickle-making:

• ghost cucumber = 2-6 A, 5-15 Mus, 5-15 Mys, 5-15 Mox, 2 F
• briny vinegar = brine + vinegar (not directly edible)
• ghostly pickling solution = briny vinegar + dill (not directly edible)
• spectral pickle = ghostly pickling solution + ghost cucumber = 22-25 A, 25-34 Mus, 26-34 Mys, 26-34 Mox, 4 F

Mushroom-based food:

• cool mushroom casserole = cool mushroom + Gnollish casserole dish = 6-11 A, 35-40 Mys, 4 F
• cream of pointy mushroom soup = pointy mushroom + glass of goat's milk = 2-5 A, -3 HP, 35-39 Mox, 2 F
• spicy mushroom quesadilla = warm mushroom + flat dough = 4-7 A, 35-39 Mus, 3 F

Other recipes:

• bat haggis = batgut + spices = 2-5 A, 10-12 Mys, 2 F
• brains casserole = fricasseed brains + Gnollish casserole dish = 6-14 A, 8-10 Mys, 5 F
• fishy fish = displaced fish + dehydrated caviar = 3-9 A, 25-35 Mox, 2 F
• fishy fish casserole = fishy fish + Gnollish casserole dish = 8-15 A, 35-45 Mox, 3 F
• gnatloaf = ancient spice + filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") = 3-9 A, 25-35 Mus, 2 F
• gnatloaf casserole = gnatloaf + Gnollish casserole dish = 8-15 A, 35-45 Mus, 3 F
• grue egg omelette = grue egg + spooky mushroom = 22-26 A, 35-45 Mus, 35-45 Mys, 35-45 Mox, 4 F
• long pork casserole = long pork chop sandwiches + Gnollish casserole dish = 8-15 A, 35-45 Mys, 3 F
• long pork chop sandwiches = black pepper + long pork = 3-9 A, 25-35 Mys, 2 F
• Lucky Surprise Egg = ten-leaf clover + cocoa egg = 1 A, 1 F, random tiny plastic Series 1 figurine
• menudo = cat intestine + spices = 3-6 A, 14-19 Mus, 2 F
• pr0n cocktail = pr0n legs + ketchup or catsup = 2-5 A, 3-4 Mus, 3-4 Mys, 3-4 Mox, 2 F
• rat scrapple = ratgut + spices = 2-5 A, 10-12 Mox, 2 F
• Spooky Surprise Egg = spooky wad + cocoa egg = 1 A, 1 F, random tiny plastic Series 2 figurine
• stuffed spooky mushroom = spooky mushroom + goat cheese = 4-7 A, 12-15 Mox, 3 F

Stir-fries:

• asparagus stir-fry = stalk of asparagus + secret blend of herbs and spices = 1-5 A, 3-5 Mus, 2-5 Mys, 1 F
• bat wing stir-fry = bat wing + Knob stir-fry = 7-13 A, 27-30 Mys, 3 F
• Knob stir-fry = Knob mushroom + secret blend of herbs and spices = 2-7 A, 16-18 Mys, 2 F
• Knob sausage stir-fry = Knob sausage + Knoll stir-fry = 7-12 A, 27-30 Mus, 3 F
• Knoll stir-fry = Knoll mushroom + secret blend of herbs and spices = 3-10 A, 14-18 Mus, 2 F
• olive stir-fry = olive + secret blend of herbs and spices = 1-4 A, 3-5 Mus, 3-4 Mox, 1 F
• pr0n stir-fry = pr0n legs + olive stir-fry = 5-9 A, 7-11 Mus, 8-12 Mox, 2 F
• rat appendix stir-fry = rat appendix + spooky stir-fry = 7-13 A, 27-30 Mox, 3 F
• spooky stir-fry = spooky mushroom + secret blend of herbs and spices = 2-7 A, 15-18 Mox, 2 F
• tofu stir-fry = wad of tofu + asparagus stir-fry = 1-5 A, 4-5 Mus, 4-6 Mys, 1 F

Advanced recipes

Advanced sauces (require Advanced Saucecrafting):

• fancy schmancy cheese sauce = goat cheese + scrumptious reagent (not directly edible)
• Hell broth = hellion cube + scrumptious reagent = 8-12 A, -(5-9) Mus, -(8-10) Mox, 4 F
• Himalayan Hidalgo sauce = Knob mushroom + scrumptious reagent (not directly edible)
• sauce of the ages = Knob sausage + scrumptious reagent (not directly edible)

Very advanced sauces (require The Way of Sauce):

• cold and sour sauce = cold nuggets + scrumdiddlyumptious solution (not directly edible)
• hot and sour sauce = hot nuggets + scrumdiddlyumptious solution (not directly edible)
• sleazy and sour sauce = sleaze nuggets + scrumdiddlyumptious solution (not directly edible)
• spooky and sour sauce = spooky nuggets + scrumdiddlyumptious solution (not directly edible)
• stench and sour sauce = stench nuggets + scrumdiddlyumptious solution (not directly edible)

Advanced pastas (require Pastamastery):

• boring spaghetti = tomato + dry noodles = 5-11 A, 6-8 Mus, 6-8 Mys, 6-8 Mox, 3 F
• delicious noodles = herbs + dry noodles = 5-12 A, 19-23 Mox, 3 F
• delicious spicy noodles = secret blend of herbs and spices + dry noodles = 9-12 A, 29-32 Mys, 3 F
• fettucini Inconnu = fancy schmancy cheese sauce + dry noodles = 22-26 A, 47-52 Mox, 6 F
• gnocchetti di Nietzsche = Himalayan Hidalgo sauce + dry noodles = 22-29 A, 47-52 Mys, 6 F
• Hell ramen = hell broth + dry noodles = 23-28 A, 25-28 Mus, 24-27 Mys, 25-28 Mox, 20-23 Meat, 6 F
• painful penne pasta = jabañero pepper + dry noodles = 6-11 A, -(20-25) HP, 15-19 Mus, 3 F
• pr0n m4nic0tti = pr0n legs + dry noodles = 10-13 A, 28-31 Mox, 4 F
• ravioli della hippy = wad of tofu + dry noodles = 5-12 A, 19-23 Mys, 3 F
• spaghetti with Skullheads = sauce of the ages + dry noodles = 21-27 A, 47-52 Mus, 6 F
• spicy noodles = spices + dry noodles = 6-12 A, 3 F

Wok of Ages

These recipes require access to the Wok of Ages in the League of Chef-Magi. To gain access to the Wok of Ages, you must have the Pastamancer skill Transcendental Noodlecraft.

You use the Wok of Ages to "kick up" certain dishes. "Kicking up" a dish requires one Adventure, one canister of MSG (purchasable at the guild store), and one dry noodles, in addition to the input dish.

Chow mein:

• bat wing stir-fry → bat wing chow mein = 21-27 A, 70-75 Mys, 5 F
• Knob sausage stir-fry → Knob sausage chow mein = 21-29 A, 72-76 Mus, 5 F
• pr0n stir-fry → pr0n chow mein = 19-23 A, 22-26 Mus, 21-25 Mox, 4 F
• rat appendix stir-fry → rat appendix chow mein = 21-28 A, 70-75 Mox, 5 F
• tofu stir-fry → tofu chow mein = 11-17 A, 18-22 Mus, 20-25 Mys, 3 F

Lo mein:

• asparagus stir-fry → asparagus lo mein = 10-15 A, 10-14 Mus, 12-16 Mys, 3 F
• Knob stir-fry → Knob lo mein = 15-20 A, 30-34 Mys, 4 F
• Knoll stir-fry → Knoll lo mein = 16-21 A, 30-34 Mus, 4 F
• olive stir-fry → olive lo mein = 10-15 A, 11-14 Mus, 10-13 Mox, 3 F
• spooky stir-fry → spooky lo mein = 15-20 A, 30-34 Mox, 4 F

Hi mein:

• cold and sour sauce → cold hi mein = 21-29 A, 70-75 Mus, 30-35 Mys, 15-20 Mox, 5 Cold Breath effect, 5 F
• hot and sour sauce → hot hi mein = 21-29 A, 70-75 Mus, 15-20 Mys, 30-35 Mox, 5 Hot Breath effect, 5 F
• sleazy and sour sauce → sleazy hi mein = 21-29 A, 25-30 Mus, 25-30 Mys, 70-75 Mox, 5 Sleazy Breath effect, 5 F
• spooky and sour sauce → spooky hi mein = 21-29 A, 15-20 Mus, 70-75 Mys, 30-35 Mox, 5 Spooky Breath effect, 5 F
• stench and sour sauce → stinky hi mein = 21-29 A, 30-35 Mus, 70-75 Mys, 15-20 Mox, 5 Stinky Breath effect, 5 F

Lasagnas:

• fishy fish casserole → fishy fish lasagna = 11-18 A, 45-55 Mox, 3 F
• gnatloaf casserole → gnat lasagna = 11-18 A, 45-55 Mus, 3 F
• long pork casserole → long pork lasagna = 11-18 A, 45-55 Mys, 3 F

Special Food

Event food (available only on special occasions):

• ancient unspeakable fruitcake = 3-6 A, 18-20 Mus, 18-20 Mys, 15-20 Mox, 3 F
• bat-shaped Crimboween cookie = 7-12 A, 10 Bells in the Batfry effect (20 if you have a glass of goat's milk in inventory), 2 F
• bell-shaped Crimbo cookie = 7-12 A, 10 Fury of the Bells effect (20 if you have a glass of goat's milk in inventory), 2 F
• Better Than Cuddling Cake = 4 A, 3 F
• can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce = 10-16 A, 70-75 Mox, 3 F
• candied yams = 8-14 A, 70-75 Mys, 3 F
• candy cane = 1-5 A, 12-19 Mus, 10-15 Mys, 12-16 Mox, 1 F
• candy stake = 1-5 A, 10-20 Mus, 10-20 Mys, 10-19 Mox, 1 F
• dwarf bread = 4 A, -(11-12) HP, 5 Dwarven Hardiness effect, 3 F
• foie gras = 1-3 A, 1 Beaten Up effect, 1 F
• fruitcake = 3-5 A, 15-19 Mus, 15-20 Mys, 15-19 Mox, 3 F
• gingerbread bugbear = 1-5 A, 10-14 Mus, 11-19 Mys, 11-20 Mox, 1 F
• gingerbread horror = 1-5 A, 10-19 Mus, 10-20 Mys, 10-20 Mox, 1 F
• herbal stuffing = 15-21 A, 70-75 Mus, 4 F
• laser-broiled pear = 3-4 A, 8-10 Mus, 8-10 Mys, 8-10 Mox, 1 F
• nanite-infested candy cane = 1-5 A, 20-30 Mus, 20-30 Mys, 20-30 Mox, 20 Chock Full o' Nanites effect, 3 F
• nanite-infested fruitcake = 3-6 A, 30-40 Mus, 30-40 Mys, 30-40 Mox, 20 Chock Full o' Nanites effect, 3 F
• nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear = 1-5 A, 20-40 Mus, 20-40 Mys, 20-40 Mox, 20 Chock Full o' Nanites effect, 3 F
• questionable taco = 3-4 A, lovecat tail, 3 F
• Retenez L'Herbe Paté = 13-20 A, 40-50 Mus, 40-50 Mys, 40-50 Mox, 3 F
• skull-shaped Crimboween cookie = 7-12 A, 10 Carol of the Bones effect (20 if you have a glass of goat's milk in inventory), 2 F
• tofurkey gravy = 4-10 A, 70-75 Mus, 2 F
• tofurkey leg = 8-13 A, 70-75 Mus, 3 F
• tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie = 6-12 A, 10 Crimbo Epiphany effect (20 if you have a glass of goat's milk in inventory), 2 F
• tree-shaped Crimbo cookie = 6-12 A, 10 Yuletide Sappiness effect (20 if you have a glass of goat's milk in inventory), 2 F
• Valentine's Day cake = 3 A, 3 F
• wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie = 6-11 A, 10 Wreathed in Merriment effect (20 if you have a glass of goat's milk in inventory), 2 F

Food no longer available (see UnavailableItems for details):

• Children's Meal of the Damned
• Ent cider = 2-5 A, 31-43 Mox, 2 F
• radio button candy
• wedge of gray cheese

Non-food cooking recipes

• banana spritzer = banana + soda water (consumable item)
• spooky glove = small leather glove + spooky fairy gravy (accessory; +5 moxie, +5 spooky damage, never fumble)
• unwound clockwork grapefruit = clockwork endoskeleton + grapefruit (familiar)
• hot stuffing = heavy hot sauce (combine big rock + jabañero pepper) + stuffing

The hot stuffing cannot be made normally, as neither the heavy hot sauce nor the stuffing show up in the list of cookable ingredients. As of now, it can only be made by feeding the appropriate URL to the Kingdom yourself, either by hand or by using a program like KoLMafia. It has no apparent function, and appears to be just a vanity item.

Potions

In order to cook potions with scrumptious reagents, you need the Advanced Saucecrafting skill. Making potions with scrumdiddlyumptious solutions requires The Way of Sauce skill. Scrumdiddlyumptious solutions are obtained by using a delectable catalyst (which you can get from Gouda's Grimoire and Grocery) with a scrumptious reagent in your inventory. Note that having the Impetuous Sauciness skill increases the duration of all of these potions to 10 turns.

Advanced Saucecrafting potions

• banana smoothie = banana + scrumptious reagent = 5 Bananas! effect (+40 all stats)
• cordial of concentration = soda water + scrumptious reagent = 5 Concentration effect (+10% spell damage)
• eyedrops of newt = eye of newt + scrumptious reagent = 5 Newt Gets In Your Eyes effect (+25 moxie)
• eyedrops of the ermine = strawberry + scrumptious reagent = 5 Ermine Eyes effect (increased item drops)
• Frogade = squashed frog + scrumptious reagent = 5 Frog In Your Throat effect (+25 muscle)
• libation of liveliness = grapes + scrumptious reagent = 5 Provocative Perkiness effect (increased initiative)
• milk of magnesium = glass of goat's milk + scrumptious reagent = 5 Got Milk effect (increased adventures from eating food)
• oil of expertise = cherry + scrumptious reagent = 5 Expert Oiliness effect (muscle and moxie = mysticality)
• oil of slipperiness = jumbo olive + scrumptious reagent = 5 Slippery Oiliness effect (muscle and mysticality = moxie)
• oil of stability = lime + scrumptious reagent = 5 Stabilizing Oiliness effect (mysticality and moxie = muscle)
• ointment of the occult = grapefruit + scrumptious reagent = 5 Mystically Oiled effect (+100% mysticality)
• papotion of papower = papaya + scrumptious reagent = 5 Papowerful effect (+2 stats from combat and +10 melee damage)
• perfume of prejudice = jabañero pepper + scrumptious reagent = 5 Eau D'enmity effect (+5 monster level)
• phial of coldness = cold powder + scrumptious reagent = 5 Coldform effect (you attack and defend with cold elemental power)
• phial of hotness = hot powder + scrumptious reagent = 5 Hotform effect (you attack and defend with hot elemental power)
• phial of sleaziness = sleaze powder + scrumptious reagent = 5 Sleazeform effect (you attack and defend with sleazy elemental power)
• phial of spookiness = spooky powder + scrumptious reagent = 5 Spookyform effect (you attack and defend with spooky elemental power)
• phial of stench = stench powder + scrumptious reagent = 5 Stenchform effect (you attack and defend with stench elemental power)
• philter of phorce = lemon + scrumptious reagent = 5 Phorcefullness effect (+100% muscle)
• potion of potency = orange + scrumptious reagent = 5 Pronounced Potency effect (+5 melee damage)
• salamander slurry = salamander spleen + scrumptious reagent = 5 Salamander In Your Stomach effect (+25 mysticality)
• serum of sarcasm = olive + scrumptious reagent = 5 Superhuman Sarcasm effect (+100% moxie)
• tomato juice of powerful power = tomato + scrumptious reagent = 5 Tomato Power effect (+50% all stats)

The Way of Sauce potions

• cologne of contempt = dill + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Contemptible Emanations effect (+20 monster level)
• concentrated cordial of concentration = tonic water + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Concentrated Concentration effect (+20% spell damage)
• Connery's Elixir of Audacity = cocktail onion + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Cock of the Walk effect (+200% moxie)
• eyedrops of the ocelot = raspberry + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Ocelot Eyes effect (increased item drops)
• Ferrigno's Elixir of Power = kiwi + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Incredibly Hulking effect (+200% muscle)
• Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance = tangerine + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 On the Shoulders of Giants effect (+200% mysticality)
• potent potion of potency = kumquat + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Ponderous Potency effect (+20 melee damage)
• potion of temporary gr8tness = gr8ps + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = 5 Gr8tness effect (+100% all stats)

Using the Way of Sauce, you can also cook elemental wads with scrumdiddlyumptious solutions to produce different elemental wads.

• cold wad + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = spooky wad
• hot wad + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = cold wad
• sleaze wad + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = hot wad
• spooky wad + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = stench wad
• stench wad + scrumdiddlyumptious solution = sleaze wad