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Weapons of Mass Infection

I ate a bad hot dog or some bad turkey or something, and now I have food poisoning, I think. Whenever I get sick, I always fantasize about sending in the Marines and gunning down those pesky bacteria and viruses. :P

As it is, I have a mild fever, so I imagine my bloodstream is quite the warzone right now. Please help me out and put this bumper sticker on your cars as well:

[Support My White Blood Cells]

Update: Does this mean that every time I pee, I should perform a 21-gun salute as my fallen comrades return to the Earth?

Comments (2)

Get better!

Oh, this could be the new fob rice rocket sticker. It's a fob disease too, so there's a cause.

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LEAVE THIS FIELD BLANK. IT IS HERE TO TRAP ROBOTS.

LEAVE THIS FIELD BLANK. IT IS HERE TO TRAP ROBOTS.

LEAVE THIS FIELD BLANK. IT IS HERE TO TRAP ROBOTS.

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